July 2009
1 post
May 2009
3 posts
Seriously, sometimes, just say fuck it. It helps...
(via yourcrapsweak)
That is just so therapeutic.
Now I just need to muster the strength to say this to my manager.
April 2009
14 posts
OMEGLE continued...
Stranger: whattup homeslicee
You: im having a tea party with ms.piggy
You: she says hi (:
Stranger: well i'll be damned
Stranger: i fucked kermit last night...has she got to the part where they broke up?
You: i believe ms.piggy = in denial
Stranger: oh dear!
You: its a rather sad story
You: i must say
Stranger: she's fat anyways...and kermit said that she'd always smell like bacon whenever she straightened her hair
You: its more of a rather beefy smell i think
You: she never was quite right
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Shit
saramcpherson:
It’s Wednesday?
I prefer to say
It’s only Wednesday!!