Mon
Apr
27
OMEGLE continued...
- Stranger: whattup homeslicee
- You: im having a tea party with ms.piggy
- You: she says hi (:
- Stranger: well i'll be damned
- Stranger: i fucked kermit last night...has she got to the part where they broke up?
- You: i believe ms.piggy = in denial
- Stranger: oh dear!
- You: its a rather sad story
- You: i must say
- Stranger: she's fat anyways...and kermit said that she'd always smell like bacon whenever she straightened her hair
- You: its more of a rather beefy smell i think
- You: she never was quite right
